Cow Monster #45

Once upon a time, there was a little moonster (a moonster is a monster of the cow variety). Anyway, this moonster's name was Edweirdo and Edweirdo was stupid. He was so stupid in fact that he thought he was a regular ordinary cow and not a strange monster sort of cow. This was clearly not true, as all of the ordinary cows were usually busy eating grass while Edweirdo was usually biting octopus eyes. So one fine Tuesday, Edweirdo was hanging out in the barn chewing on a caterpillar when suddenly three magic goats appeared in the loft above him.
"I am the goat of Christmas Past" said the first goat and he showed Edweirdo visions of a cow on a date with Godzilla.
"I am the goat of Christmas Future" said the second goat and he showed him visions of Edweirdo on a date with a butterfly.
"I am the goat of past participles" said the third goat and he brought him a song already sung and placed it at his feet.
Edweirdo let go of the catterpillar he was chewing on and gobbled up all three goats and took a nap.