There are a million schools of thought, but very few jobs of thought. We have another opening! We're looking to fill the dangerous, but exciting position of Non-Human Resources Coordinator. Willing applicants will be subjected to dangerous thoughts, creative new ideas, and occasionally slathering fangs. Anyone with a lot of patience, animal training experience, or a lot of body armor is encouraged to apply. Please email resume and/or a video of you involved in an animal attack to: derelictbrain@gmail.com
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