WANTED: Full Time Writer/Ultimate Frisbee Champion

We here at the Imaginasium are sad to announce that our current writing team has been devastated by the Simian Brain Flu and are not likely to recover. They are not likely to recover because The Imaginasium, being a leader in worker safety, has taken the precautionary measure of having the entire writing staff incinerated. Among those incinerated was the much loved Momo, our Lead Writer and Ultimate Frisbee Champion. Let us all bow our heads for a moment of silence. The good news is: We have openings!!! If you've ever wanted to be a writer or are just a really smart dog who would like to tackle the challenge of learning to type, please send your resume, a head shot, and $3 to The Imaginasium at: derelictbrain@gmail.com. The job is like crime. It doesn't pay, but what a fun way to spend the night!