NYC was rocked today by the rampage of an out of control giant marker wash. "I was just doodling on a fast food napkin when I accidentally spilled some ketchup on it and it just started growing" said Hugh Manzuno, the artist responsible. Fourteen people remain hospitalized with two in critical condition. Darryl Ichtbrain, one of the patients in critical condition was able to make a statement before being rushed into the emergency room. "I didn't really think it was all that good" he said. "I mean I'm no expert, but it just looked like a messy kid drawing to me." When asked if he was aware of whether it had been captured or not, he silently slipped into a coma.
According to the New York Transit Authority, three people remained unaccounted for and the giant marker wash remains at large. Authorities are asking all residents of lower Manhattan to stay indoors and are reaching out to any eraser factories in the area to call the NYPD immediately.
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