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NEW POPULATION CONTROL DEVICE INSTALLED FOR TEST RUN AT BUENA VISTA PARK, SAN FRANCISCO
AP - SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Ecologist Dr. Robert Killkenny, professor emeritus of South Georgia University, has invented a device that he thinks can save the world from overpopulation. "We have already exceeded the carrying capacity of the Earth" he noted, adding "If we do not act now, the future will be very grim for human kind."

Envisioned one night while preparing dinner, Dr. Killkenny hopes that after a successful test run, he will be able to sell his device to cities and towns all over the world.