The Problem With Consistency and This Blog Post

Okay, so I want to be a writer. Conventional wisdom would seem to dictate that I should write something - and I suppose this is sort of where I take exception to normality - but I think the past two days have really underscored the problem with conventional thought. I mean those were some sucky blog posts. And yes, I do accept that I might subconsciously be trying to push my readers (there are now two!) away, but I think I have to also accept responsibility for the lack of quality I'm slinging into the electronic ether too. It's a clear fact that my readers aren't likely to have any literary taste or good judgement. But it is also clear that my imagination has grown dull over the years and there has been nothing truly clever and original spewing forth from my internet-addled brain in quite some time. So, just like always it comes down to quantity versus quality. Welcome to quantity.


postscript: I intend to submerge my brain in a vat of either hydrochloric acid or banana pudding before the next post to see if that helps.

postpostscript: never abbreviate the word "postscript", you automaton!