We here at The Imaginasium would like to issue a retraction. Yesterday's post was inaccurate, misleading and just plain stupid. Hookworms, spaghetti and Lex Luthor have absolutely nothing to do with each other and our insinuations otherwise are pretty ridiculous... What's that, Tim? ...really?! ...from eating spaghetti?...
WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG POST TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING BREAKING NEWS STORY: Only moments ago Lex Luthor was rushed to Metropolis Hospital. Early reports indicate that he has, I repeat HAS, contracted hookworms. ..I am hearing now that the police are searching for a plate of... what's that Jim? ...a plate of contaminated spaghetti? Yes. Okay. I repeat, the police are searching for a plate of contaminated spaghetti. Anyone who may have any information related to the whereabouts of this spaghetti are urged to contact the Metropolis Police Department as soon as possible... okay, well, that seems to be about it from here... Back to you in the studio, Bob...
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