Thursday, July 1, 2010
The Imaginasium Is Looking For A Full Time Writer/Ultimate Frisbee Champion
Applicant must be clever, witty, funny, and able to work on the cheap. Ability to suffer daily beatings is a plus. Must be good with childish adults, biting puppy dogs, and internetical doohickeys. All applicants must submit a resume to derelictbrain@gmail.com and be willing to wear a leash. All submissions will be ill considered, laughed at, and most likely thrown away. The winning applicant will be announced in short order with great fanfare and/or minimal effort.
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Um so I am not clever, witty or funny ;o(
ReplyDeleteBut i do own a cleaver, I am wilty and smell funky which if you look closely you will agree...that's pretty damn close to what you are looking for, only one letter off on each...I gotta be a shoe in for this position that doesn't pay right?