The Imaginasium Is Looking For A Part Time Brain

The Brain will primarily be responsible for coming up with creative blog posts that will work in complete congruence with our plans to expand readership to include a third reader at some future date. The Brain will also be responsible for regulating everyone's bathroom breaks, deciding what to have for lunch, and which compromising pictures of the staff to post on the internet. Benefits include: one 15 minute break every 20 minutes, endless caffeine supply, and complete control over daily production. Applicant should have giant head full of funny and intelligent thoughts as well as all shots (including rabies, typhoid, consumption, etc.). Send resume and head shot to: derelictbrain@gmail.com