Saturday, August 28, 2010

I hold that the following truths are self-evident...


If you don't believe in evolution yet, then you are from the same late-to-the party, huckle-brained, obdurate backward strain as those who refused to believe the Earth was round long after Magellan sailed around it. I don't care if you're a righteous zealot walking in the glory of the light and are certain evolution is a work of God, or if you're a non-believing, morally blind, soulless cad who thinks evolution is a spontaneously generated mechanism for self-preservation. I don't care if you fall somewhere in between and your thoughts on what evolution is revolve primarily around bigfoot and Lee Majors. So long as you can look rationally at an overwhelming mountain of evidence and divine an obvious conclusion, then you are at least not the mental dead-waste infecting my television.

Leave comments and perhaps you can change my mind. Perhaps my ideas will evolve. But then again, probably not.

All hail the new flat earth.

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