NEXT WEEK IS WORK PLACE SAFETY WEEK

As new management has come in and has been reviewing existing policies, it has become a priority to re-evaluate work place safety. Because the previous 79% first week fatality rate was a bit on the high side, next Monday will kick off the First Annual How Not To Get Yourself Killed While Blogging For The imaginasium Week (H.N.T.G.Y.K.W.B.F.T.I.W.). Among H.N.T.G.Y.K.W.B.F.T.I.W.'s activities are scheduled talks from a host of professional livers. Monday will highlight two of the previous dangers that were responsible for three deaths and twelve maimings at The Imaginasium last week alone. Driving in the Office and Exploding Cars. To help remind workers about this issue, this sign has been posted in trouble areas: